I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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