Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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