In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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