Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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