you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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