What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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