I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Mom said you looked used
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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