Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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