im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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