what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
