and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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