idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
why is half of my head shaved?
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