why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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