i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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