i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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