Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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