Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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