got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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