I think i peed on brittanys purse
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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