nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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