There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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