Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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