What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
sarcasm needs its own font
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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