she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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