New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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