he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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