He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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