Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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