Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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