so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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