Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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