i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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