going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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