Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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