have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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