It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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