No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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