we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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