I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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