Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she looked like the before picture.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
