Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
