I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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