She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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