Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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