brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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