I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
please don't ironically join a cult
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