So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
