I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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