Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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