I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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