I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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