Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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