Grow some girl-balls and come out already
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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