Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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