new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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