i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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