Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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